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MacGYVER: In my line of work,
no one expects to live forever.

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("Disco Inferno" by
The Trammps playing)

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And, look,
I know I'm not exactly

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a "safety first" kind of guy,

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but I thought I'd at
least make it to 30.

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Fist fight with
Vladimir Putin in space,

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read the rest of the
Harry Potter books,

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sing with Willie Nelson...

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Jack, what the hell
are you talking about?!

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It's my bucket list, Mac.

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You know what's
not on that list?

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Hanging out in a burning
building that you set on fire!

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Okay, admittedly,
not my best plan.

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But it did get the Somali
warlords off of our tail.

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RILEY: Fighting Putin in space?

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Like,
how would that even happen?

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I don't know, Riley.
Life's full of surprises.

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How's our exit strategy coming?

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Just hacked a Somali
government database

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and downloaded the blueprints.

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There's a stairwell on
your right in 300 feet.

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Well, did Thornton get
the coordinates we sent?

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I did, indeed.
We're targeting a drone strike.

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General Dalmar's
chemical weapons factory

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should be history in

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three, two, one.

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♪ I heard somebody say
burn, baby, burn... ♪

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Mission accomplished.

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Come on home, boys.

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Whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no!

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♪ Disco inferno

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♪ Burn, baby, burn

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♪ Burn that mother down...

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Riley, I don't suppose there's
another staircase we can use.

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Uh, no.
What's wrong with that one?

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It'd probably be quicker to tell
you what's not wrong with it.

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Okay,
there's a window about 50 feet

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down the hall on your left.

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But there is one catch.

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♪ Burn, baby, burn,
burn the mother down... ♪

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MacGYVER: That's a
pretty big catch.

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Unless you can find
about 50 more of those,

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we still got a pretty
major problem here.

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Relax.
The only thing on my bucket list

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is getting out of
this building alive.

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Take care of that window for
me, please.

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MacGYVER: So maybe I'm
an extreme example,

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but my grandfather
always used to say that

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none of us really knows
how long we have left.

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So I guess we have
to ask ourselves:

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Will I just go gently
into that good night

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or am I willing to risk
it all on a leap of faith?

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Any last words?

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Now!

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Hey, Mac.

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Yeah?

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I think I can cross pooping
my pants off my bucket list.

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Whew.

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♪

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♪ California's been good to me ♪

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♪ Hope it don't
fall into the sea ♪

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♪ Sometimes you got
to trust yourself ♪

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♪ It ain't like anywhere else... ♪

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MacGYVER: Home, sweet Hollywood.

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After another brush with death,

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it's always great to
come back to L.A.,

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where everything is
nice, normal...

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And what the hell?

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Mac! Perfect timing.

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Hey, Bozer, what are you doing?

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It's for my movie.

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Yeah. Come here.

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Turn around.

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Is it about ping.

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What? No. It's for the CGI.

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Wait, what CGI?

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For the space monster.

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There's a space monster?

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Of course there's
a space monster.

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Did you not read the rewrite?

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17th draft, man. Try to keep up.

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You're playing the monster.

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Wait, I thought I was
playing the general.

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You're both.
Now, in this scene, you, the monster,

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have just eaten the brains of
you, the general.

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So now you, the monster, have...
Wait.

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Bozer, if this is all CGI,

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why can't you be the monster?

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But who would direct me?

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Not thinking, Mac.

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Use that brain, man.

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Eh. Well, if Affleck can do
it, so can you.

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Sorry, I have to work.

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Take that.

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Fine.

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Go talk science with
your think tank buddies

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and leave me here
without a monster.

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Monster.

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No one cares.

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You should have seen it, Pop.

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The whole building is on fire,

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and we jump out, ass-backwards,
with these air bag things.

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We were... we were fearless.

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I'm not gonna lie to you.

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The kid was fearless,
I was scared as hell,

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but...
I ain't gonna let him know it,

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you know what I mean?

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Hey.

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Hey.

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How's your dad?

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Why don't you go ahead
and ask him yourself.

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He's listening.

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Hi, Mr. Dalton.

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How's... life?

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Sorry, Pop, he didn't mean to be
rude, he's just weird.

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Poor thing, he's a genius
when it comes to physics,

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but when it comes
to metaphysics,

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he's a little slow.

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Every time we get nearly killed,

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you come down here to
talk to your dead dad,

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and I'm the weird one?

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Hey,
it's little rituals like this

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that give life meaning.

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Besides, there's not a
lot of people out there

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you can talk to about
classified missions,

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and my old man
can keep a secret.

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Can't you, Pop?

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Well, ready to go get
almost killed again?

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Emphasis on "almost."

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I'm gonna bring him back in one
piece, all right?

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Yeah, all right.

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Time to go do that work, Pop.

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I'll see you soon.

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I love you, boy.

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So you, uh...
you been talking to your dad lately?

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Eh, it's been a while.

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Okay, it's been a long while.

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Well, that's long enough.

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I mean, after what he did,

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you're gonna want to fix
that, trust me.

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I will, someday.

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That's what I used to say till
I almost ran out of somedays.

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Just give the man a call
before it's too late.

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All right?
It's just not that easy.

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Yeah, well, it ain't that
hard, neither. Listen.

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If I could have one more day

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to sit and talk to my dad
instead of that hunk of rock,

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I'd do anything.

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Anything.

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This thing with your
dad's different.

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I'm not saying
you should forget,

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but maybe it's time you
forgive just a little bit.

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You know?

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THORNTON: All right,
let's get to work.

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Over the past two years,

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five federal buildings in the U.S.
have been attacked,

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killing 28 people and
wounding hundreds more.

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Explosives analysis from
the most recent attack

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links these incidents
to a group called.

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Division 77.

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D

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Heard stories about
them in prison.

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They're like mercenaries
or something, right?

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MacGYVER: Terrorists for hire.

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Ex-insurgents and extremists

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who traded in their
politics for cold hard cash.

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They're highly trained
and very careful.

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Every member hidden by

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multiple false identities.

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Every expense paid for
by shell corporations.

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So how do we find these guys?
We don't.

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Not directly.

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But by digging into
their shell corps,

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the FBI followed D-77's money,

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and it all leads
back to one man.

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Hedge fund golden
boy Ralph Kastrati.

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Oh, that is a punchface.

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Excuse me?

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Oh, you heard me.

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Some dudes,
they just have this face

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that really needs to be punched.

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My mom dated a guy
like that once.

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So we don't know
how to find them,

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but we do know where Ralph is?

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He fled the U.S.
in 2015 to avoid trial for 561 counts

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of securities fraud.

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But he's just been
located hiding out

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in the tropical tax haven

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of Labuan, Malaysia,

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making millions
managing D-77's money.

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If we can combine the FBI intel

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with everything that Ralph
knows about their financials...

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We may be able to
track them down

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before their next attack, okay.

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Well, shouldn't we just let
the Malaysian cops pick him up?

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We believe D-77 has informants

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within the Malaysian government.

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If D-77

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hides Ralph before
we can get to him,

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we're gonna lose our only chance

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to stop them.

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So we can't go the
official route.

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MacGYVER: Which leaves
the unofficial route:

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us.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, okay,
I want a piece of that.

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RALPH: Exile?

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Are you kidding me, bro?

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Even if I wasn't a wanted man,

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I'd still be living in
Lubuan, yo.

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I'm like God down here.

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Nah, bigger than God.

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Kanye.

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: I'm telling you,
you got to come

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join me, brah.

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Hitting the hottest
clubs, the finest honeys,

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making more cheddar than any of
you hedge fund chumps back home.

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"Is it safe?" Listen to you.

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Of course it's safe.
I just fired my bodyguards

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and pocketed their salaries, yo.

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Trust me,
Uncle Sam don't have a clue

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where I am.

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I mean, unless being
parked outside your house

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watching you on
thermal and visible

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and tracking your GPS
counts as having a clue.

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JACK: Guy's place looks
like a Kardashian exploded.

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Straight cheese.

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Secret system?

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What are you talking about, man?

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Oh...

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Oh, I want to punch this
guy in the face so bad.

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Well, I want that for
you, too, buddy,

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but the trick's to do it without
tipping off the local police,

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which could tip off D-77.

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Take a look.

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Okay.

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Huh.

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Ralph may be too arrogant
to pay for bodyguards,

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but his security system
is state-of-the-art.

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It's on a wireless network,
but with this kind of encryption,

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it could take days to break in.

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Which is time we don't have.

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Maybe we don't
have to break in...

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if Ralph gives us the code.

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MacGYVER: Okay,
cards on the table,

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I'm not great with computers.

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While most kids were learning
how to use their first laptop,

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I was taking mine apart
to see how it worked.

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I never quite figured that out,

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but I did learn
enough to know this:

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the biggest flaw in
any computer system

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is usually the person
controlling it.

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So why hack a computer when
you can hack a human being?

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Using a handful of Wi-Fi
chips and a soda can

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as a directional antenna,

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I can disrupt the Wi-Fi signal
to Ralph's alarm keypad.

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AUTOMATED VOICE: Wireless
signal interrupted.

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MacGYVER: Which
triggers the alarm,

259
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which gets Ralph to
type in his code,

260
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,881
which we can see.

261
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,785
Lonely?

262
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,921
Bro, your mom is lonely.

263
00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,355
I'm just trying to get you in

264
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,424
on that sweet Malaysian
transaction action.

265
00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,259
RILEY: Nice.

266
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,462
Now we just have to wait
for him to go to sleep.

267
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:06,266
I'm brushing my teeth
with caviar and foie gras.

268
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,335
JACK: Hey, do I seriously

269
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:11,438
have to listen to this asshat
for the rest of the day?

270
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:14,474
Uh, actually, Ralphie times his
sleep to the American markets.

271
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,476
You have to listen to
this asshat all night.

272
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:20,047
Noise canceling. Beyoncé.

273
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,114
Have fun.

274
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:24,051
I got to make me some of those.

275
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,754
I'm gonna knock the curls off this
kid, I'm telling you.

276
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,399
♪

277
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,786
Hello?

278
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:44,898
Aah! Son of a...

279
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,102
Aw, man.

280
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,017
Look, I had to do it, you know?
I'm just saying,

281
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,551
we have clearly defined roles
here, Mac, okay?

282
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:56,652
Riley does all the
computer stuff,

283
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,912
you do your thing,
and I do the punching, all right?

284
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:01,257
You don't see me going around
making bombs out of paper clips

285
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,851
and chewing gum, do you? No.

286
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,485
It frustrates me, man.

287
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:06,820
I mean...

288
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:07,888
What?

289
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,157
How much is the government
paying you guys, huh?

290
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,491
I'll triple it

291
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,493
and throw in a rare
Wu-Tang album for free.

292
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,606
Look, all we need from you is
intel on the D-77 terrorists

293
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,832
and their next attack.

294
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,901
Attack? I don't know anything.

295
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,269
I'm just their money man.

296
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,337
Yeah, I'm punching him anyway.

297
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,306
It's coming, fool.

298
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,374
It's coming.

299
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,417
Now, let's get out of here.

300
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:31,178
You are gonna tell us how
to find D-77 right now.

301
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,579
Bro, I told you,

302
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,948
I just handle their
money, all right?

303
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,616
I know account
numbers, balances,

304
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,952
not where they are or
what they're planning.

305
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,420
But, hey, you guys like boats?

306
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:43,891
I can get you two
brand-new, murdered out...

307
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,025
Sniper!

308
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,927
Get down, get down!

309
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,232
Please don't let me die.

310
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,585
Riley, we're taking sniper fire.

311
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,411
Can you get a visual
on the shooter?

312
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,980
RILEY: Got him. One dude,

313
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,515
on the roof, big-ass gun.

314
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,318
Looks like D-77 was keeping
an eye on their money man.

315
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,495
It's gonna take months to
sift through this stuff

316
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,955
without Ralph to explain it.

317
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:15,923
We get him and his
intel to the FBI

318
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,191
before these mercs take
their money and run.

319
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,903
Does a doctor factor
into this plan at all?

320
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,062
Because in case you haven't
noticed, I just got shot!

321
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,166
MacGYVER: We're not gonna
make it to you, Riley,

322
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,643
and Ralph isn't gonna make it
home without medical attention.

323
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,436
Find a doctor and
meet us at the exfil.

324
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,571
RILEY: What are you guys gonna
do, walk?

325
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:33,983
Nah, we're gonna take his whip.
You ready?

326
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,308
Yeah. Let's go. No, no!

327
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,643
My car's mint, yo!

328
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,645
Diddy's got one just like it.

329
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,448
Is that really what you're
worried about right now?!

330
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:46,954
Aw, dude!

331
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,255
I have the key!

332
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,498
Okay, the bullet hit your lung

333
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,343
and missed your heart;
looks like you got lucky.

334
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,969
You call this lucky, bro?

335
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,336
You have any idea how hard it is

336
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,613
to get bloodstains
out of calfskin?

337
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,941
Hey, unless you start telling us
everything you know about D-77,

338
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:10,353
your luck's about to get a lot
worse, I can tell you that much.

339
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,445
I'm a glorified accountant, bro.

340
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:13,981
What do you want me to tell you,

341
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,391
that I put them in
large blend index funds

342
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,350
so they can ensure
steady growth?

343
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,727
Jack,
he's got a sucking chest wound.

344
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,453
I got to find a way to seal it.

345
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,489
Where's the duct tape
when you need it, right?

346
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,324
Hey, eyes on the road, Jethro.

347
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,734
This car's worth
more than your house.

348
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,327
Oh, as soon as you're done

349
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,504
saving his life,
I'm gonna kill him.

350
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:29,596
You hear that, smart

351
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,131
I'm already dressed
for a funeral.

352
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,205
Guys, satellite picked up
gunfire near Ralph's house.

353
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,139
Is everything okay?

354
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,440
Y-Yeah.

355
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,241
Everything's...
everything's fine.

356
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,510
Oh, God,
there's blood everywhere.

357
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,477
THORNTON: That
doesn't sound fine.

358
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,213
How's the package?

359
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,548
Ralph? He... he's-he's good.

360
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,550
He just, he got kind of shot.

361
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,551
He what?

362
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,154
Yeah, yeah, no biggie.
Just in the shoulder.

363
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,722
Yeah,
but the part of his shoulder

364
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,357
that's kind of his chest.

365
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,292
Listen,
D-77 knows you have Ralph.

366
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,436
We need to assume
they're going to

367
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,196
move up their timetable rather
than passing up a payday.

368
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:05,065
And we have even less
time to stop them.

369
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,475
And we don't even know
where they're gonna strike.

370
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,102
I don't feel so good, bro.

371
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,537
Here, take this.

372
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,340
Yeah, uh, hey, hey,
hey, Patti, it's Jack.

373
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:14,933
We're gonna have to call you
back, okay?

374
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,279
Hey, wallet.

375
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,648
MacGYVER: I've seen my share
of life-and-death situations,

376
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:25,052
and if there's a key to living
through them, it's this:

377
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,686
don't panic.

378
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,621
If you can force yourself
to take a minute,

379
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,690
breathe and actually think,

380
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,393
the solution's generally
right in front of you.

381
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,028
In this case, literally.

382
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,164
A hole in the lungs can
fill the chest with air,

383
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,765
making it impossible to breathe.

384
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,767
The trick is to let the air out

385
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,103
while keeping
everything else in.

386
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,738
In hospitals,
they use a needle with a one-way valve.

387
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:48,408
But in the field,
a driver's license vent seal

388
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,543
does the job nicely.

389
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,145
Might sting a little.

390
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,525
Are you a doctor?

391
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,560
Not even a little.

392
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,629
Oh, God, I'm gonna die.

393
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,466
Hey, Mac,
our patient still alive?

394
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,610
(country music
playing over radio)

395
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:15,768
And kicking. No.

396
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,271
Do not play country
music on my radio.

397
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,307
It's an affront to everything
this car stands for.

398
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,541
Oh, is that right?

399
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,577
Well, unless you figure out
how to connect D-77's spending

400
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,379
to the location of
their next attack,

401
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,381
it's country music all the way
home, Curly-Q.

402
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,492
I ain't even turned it up yet.

403
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:32,152
I told you, they draw lump
sums to a Cayman account.

404
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,153
I don't know where

405
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,363
it goes from there, all right?

406
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,322
Any luck finding a doctor?

407
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:38,325
Tracked down the best
doctor on the island.

408
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,327
Which wasn't easy,
since it's his day off.

409
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,861
Got a lock on his cell signal.

410
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,230
Whoa, whoa, whoa, no.

411
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,473
"Best on the island"
doesn't mean much.

412
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,508
How many Yelp
stars does he have?

413
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,167
JACK: Hey, you're gonna be

414
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,202
seeing Yelp stars if
you don't shut up.

415
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,570
You shut up.

416
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,615
All right, I'm sending you
a video of Ralph's wounds

417
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:53,873
so the doctor can take a look.

418
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,380
Sweet. Not at all gross.

419
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,649
Thanks for giving me
absolutely no warning.

420
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,553
Hey, Mac, I think I got him.

421
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,162
Dr. Megat?

422
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,164
Hi. My name is Riley.

423
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,566
Uh, I know this is gonna sound
weird, but...

424
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,574
Uh, guys... we have a problem.

425
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,342
Yeah, so do we.

426
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,178
The sniper's on our tail.
Hang on.

427
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,816
Faster would be good.

428
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,618
I'm flooring it. This car sucks.

429
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,687
Hey, this car's worth your life...
We know!

430
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,356
I don't want to die
listening to country music!

431
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,435
RALPH: Car! Car!

432
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,537
Oh, my God,
I really am gonna die!

433
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,310
I don't know if your plan
is to make me throw up,

434
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:04,544
but it's definitely working.

435
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,579
MacGYVER: Like Ralph,
a lot of people

436
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,448
spend their lives focused
on the wrong thing.

437
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,317
Normally, it's a bad habit.

438
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,918
But it was exactly what I needed

439
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,620
the sniper chasing us to do.

440
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,722
JACK: You making a bomb.

441
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,875
'Cause if you're making a
bomb, that would be awesome.

442
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:20,660
Wait, shouldn't you...

443
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:21,661
you be throwing the bomb?

444
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:22,738
Why aren't you throwing it?

445
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,665
MacGYVER: Because
it's not a bomb.

446
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,634
The headrest is made of
flame-resistant foam,

447
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,403
so it'll never burn,
but it'll smoke like crazy.

448
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,472
Great.

449
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,806
Hey, maybe we should, uh,

450
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,408
talk about some
short-term goals,

451
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:36,885
'cause now I think you're
just making it easier

452
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:37,910
for them to tail us.

453
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,833
Jack,
get me closer to that truck.

454
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,702
Aw, sweet!

455
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,554
Smoked 'em.

456
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,423
Don't. Don't what?

457
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,392
You know how I feel
about your puns. Oh.

458
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,726
Yeah, yeah. Sorry.

459
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,705
RILEY: Mac,
I'm here with the doctor.

460
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,930
You got to listen to this.

461
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,667
AUTOMATED VOICE: If you
don't act out a bicoastal

462
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,002
breast plumbing procedure,

463
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,804
the sick person will
become not alive.

464
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,341
Now.

465
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,375
Okay.

466
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,843
Doc said Ralph
needs surgery now.

467
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,646
Oh, God.

468
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,681
Something's wrong.
Like, really wrong.

469
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,650
Okay, just tell us where
to meet so the doctor...

470
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,352
No, like, now, now, now!

471
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,762
Doc said he's surprised
Ralph hadn't crashed already.

472
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:54,863
He'll be dead in
about four minutes

473
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,789
unless you do the surgery now.

474
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,905
MacGYVER: Truth told,
I got a "C" in biology.

475
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,875
But we were Ralph's only shot,
and if he was gonna live,

476
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,845
a lot of bacteria were
gonna have to die.

477
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,847
Hey, Ralph?

478
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,516
He's not looking so good, Mac.
Get him in the back.

479
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,027
When you can't get your
hands on a surgical suite,

480
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:28,087
the back of an SUV and
the germ-killing power

481
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,690
of hand sanitizer
will do in a pinch.

482
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:34,093
But prepping for surgery
was the easy part.

483
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,696
JACK: I got you.
That's it, that's it.

484
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:39,599
Are you ready?

485
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,800
Yeah.

486
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,845
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute.
You hear that?

487
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:43,870
What?

488
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:44,947
He finally stopped talking.

489
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,072
Let's just...

490
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,608
Let's enjoy that for a second.

491
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:49,641
Okay.

492
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,980
Well, we are as ready
as we'll ever be.

493
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,013
What do we need to do?

494
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:57,860
AUTOMATED VOICE: Don't worry.
I will walk you

495
00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,919
through the procedure,
feet by feet.

496
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,888
Uh, I think that
means "step by step."

497
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:02,922
MacGYVER: Okay, sure.

498
00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:03,923
But that doesn't help us

499
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:04,891
with the "don't worry" part.

500
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,993
RILEY: Okay,
Doc said Ralph has something

501
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:10,530
called hemothorax,
which is a buildup of blood in the chest

502
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,040
that makes it impossible
for him to breathe.

503
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,766
If you don't drain the fluid,

504
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,768
he'll basically
drown on dry land.

505
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,604
So all you have to do is perform

506
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:19,939
an intercostal chest
drain procedure.

507
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:23,476
In the back of an SUV with
no surgical equipment.

508
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:26,746
What could go wrong?

509
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,049
Okay,
so step one is pretty easy.

510
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,051
You just need to
make a small incision

511
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,421
between his fourth
and fifth ribs.

512
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,792
Step two is a little
more complicated.

513
00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:42,028
You just need to find a way
to spread his ribs apart.

514
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:43,663
♪

515
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:07,086
Can't unsee that. Mm.

516
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:11,691
AUTOMATED VOICE: And now the
liquid away you must suck.

517
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,360
Don't look at me, man.

518
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,497
I'll suck out snake venom, you
know, depending on where it is,

519
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,031
but I ain't going
anywhere near that.

520
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,868
Seriously.

521
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:27,674
♪

522
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,458
Hey. Go hit the
windshield wipers for me.

523
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:46,859
I can do that.

524
00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:49,128
MacGYVER: I'm no doctor,

525
00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:51,498
but my grandfather taught me
a thing or two about cars.

526
00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:54,634
The same pump that sprays
wiper fluid on your windshield

527
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,503
should be powerful
enough to pull the fluid

528
00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:58,505
out of Ralph's chest
before he drowns.

529
00:23:58,538 --> 00:23:59,506
: Oh.

530
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:00,640
Gross.

531
00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,478
Is that my blood?

532
00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:08,147
MacGYVER: Good job, Riley.

533
00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:15,193
Okay, Doc and I are
about two minutes out.

534
00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:16,956
Ralph ready to go?

535
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,958
Close enough.
We're on our way now.

536
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:20,627
Your hands are like
sandpaper, bro.

537
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,862
Ever try moisturizer? Get some.

538
00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:25,164
All right, you carry him.

539
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:26,866
Hey, yo, yo, yo,
what about my baby?

540
00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:28,210
We can't just leave
it here unlocked.

541
00:24:28,234 --> 00:24:29,878
I'm trying to imagine
how your resale value

542
00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:31,203
could go down any more.

543
00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:34,040
Let me guess,
you're gonna be late to the exfil.

544
00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,975
Yeah,
but we got a killer excuse.

545
00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:38,210
I doubt your black ops exfil
squad operating illegally

546
00:24:38,244 --> 00:24:40,046
on foreign soil will
want to hear it.

547
00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:41,648
But let me see what I can do.

548
00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:42,682
How late will you be?

549
00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:43,916
30 minutes, tops.

550
00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:47,053
Make that 35 minutes! Elevator!

551
00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:02,068
Unless you want to patch
up a lot more bullet holes,

552
00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:04,103
you better come up
with a new plan.

553
00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:07,249
I'm telling you,
these guys aren't gonna stop

554
00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:08,675
till this little piggy's dead.

555
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:11,010
We're just gonna have to kill him.
What?!

556
00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:19,895
Well, we're eight floors
away from the mercs

557
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,263
trying to kill us,
and it looks like we're in

558
00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:23,255
some sort of tax haven law firm.

559
00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:25,825
So we should be able to find
everything that we need. All right.

560
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,036
Maybe this is the blood loss
talking, but I-I could swear

561
00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,962
you said you were
planning to kill me.

562
00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:31,163
Right now, I just need you

563
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:32,832
to focus on D-77.

564
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:33,942
Is there anything
in their financials

565
00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:35,811
that could tell us the
location of their next attack?

566
00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:38,137
Hey. How are we supposed to get.

567
00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:40,106
Sir Bleedsalot past her?

568
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,675
Want me to turn on the charm?

569
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,076
We don't have time
for the charm.

570
00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:46,045
I'll do the English accent.
Chicks dig that.

571
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:47,814
You have a horrible
British accent.

572
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:49,057
RILEY: All right,
so here's the deal.

573
00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:50,783
I just hacked your servers.

574
00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:52,118
This is proof of all the money

575
00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:53,920
your company illegally
hides for high-ranking

576
00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:54,887
government officials
around the world.

577
00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:57,189
So unless you want
this on the front page

578
00:25:57,223 --> 00:26:00,059
of every news site,
you're gonna go get your boss

579
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,861
and tell her to
bring her checkbook.

580
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,062
Okay.

581
00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:06,098
Let's go.

582
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,978
Just when I was starting to
forget how scary you can be.

583
00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:12,004
I'm still totally gonna
leak that stuff though.

584
00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:14,707
So, the doctor didn't have
any syringes in his golf bag.

585
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:17,076
I'm fine.
I'll figure something out.

586
00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:18,645
RALPH: Wait, wait, come on, man.

587
00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,379
You come on, man.

588
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,181
Hey. Yo, yo, yo.

589
00:26:22,214 --> 00:26:24,059
Wh-What about this whole
"you killing me" thing, huh?

590
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,052
Well, Jack is right.

591
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:28,063
They ain't gonna stop looking
for you till you're dead.

592
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,289
So you need to be dead.
I need a ballpoint pen,

593
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:31,958
eye drops and dental floss.

594
00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:33,392
Bro,
why you need a ballpoint pen?

595
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,327
Um...

596
00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:44,236
MacGYVER: Killing someone

597
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:47,139
and bringing them back
to life isn't easy,

598
00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:49,084
especially if you're doing
it with office supplies.

599
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:51,944
But for this to work,
I needed something

600
00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:54,113
a little harder to
get my hands on:

601
00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:55,314
beta blockers,

602
00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:57,850
aka high blood pressure meds.

603
00:26:57,884 --> 00:26:59,324
Lucky for me,
one out of three people

604
00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:01,053
have high blood pressure,

605
00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:02,364
and an executive's corner office

606
00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:04,323
seemed like a good
place to look.

607
00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:15,001
In 99.9% of
life-and-death situations,

608
00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:17,403
you're gonna want
to go with "life."

609
00:27:17,436 --> 00:27:19,338
But this just wasn't
one of those times.

610
00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:20,773
RALPH: Yo.

611
00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:22,742
It's hard to express
the degree in which

612
00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:23,976
I am not cool with this.

613
00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:26,078
Live now, complain later.

614
00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:28,356
We got company, Mac...
one of those shooters from the garage.

615
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:31,117
♪

616
00:27:51,971 --> 00:27:55,274
Okay, showtime, Mac.
I got your six.

617
00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:57,143
We got your six. Sorry.

618
00:27:58,745 --> 00:27:59,879
Okay,

619
00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:02,048
so you're not a doctor,

620
00:28:02,081 --> 00:28:04,717
but you're at least,
like, a scientist, right?

621
00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:06,218
Uh, not really.

622
00:28:06,252 --> 00:28:08,320
What? Relax.

623
00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:10,056
We're not actually
going to kill you.

624
00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:11,867
The drugs in this needle
are just going to drop

625
00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:13,135
your blood pressure
enough so that...

626
00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:14,861
no one can detect your pulse.

627
00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:16,271
Survive like that for an
hour, and then

628
00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:18,406
I'll come in with another
shot and reverse the process.

629
00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:19,866
Okay, let me get this straight.

630
00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:21,167
You shoot that in my arm,

631
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,135
I die out there
surrounded by randos,

632
00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:27,239
the D-77 guys see my dead body and...
bug out.

633
00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:29,842
Then you slip me the antidote
and, hey,

634
00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:30,843
I'm back, baby.

635
00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:32,211
Right?

636
00:28:32,244 --> 00:28:33,345
Almost.

637
00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:34,847
Almost?

638
00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,321
I'm not gonna shoot
it into your arm.

639
00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:44,390
Injecting it closer to your
heart lets me use a lower dose.

640
00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:46,759
Okay, so you're not a doctor.

641
00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:48,094
You're not a scientist.

642
00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:50,129
How the hell do you
know all this stuff?

643
00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:51,998
I read a lot of books.

644
00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:54,100
And you're ready with the
antidote, right?

645
00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:56,435
Dude, what the hell, man?!

646
00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:58,838
You-you have the
antidote, right?

647
00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:00,339
I mean, I-I will.

648
00:29:00,372 --> 00:29:01,440
Trust me.

649
00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:03,109
Oh...

650
00:29:03,142 --> 00:29:04,010
Now, don't die.

651
00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:06,879
Wait. Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Please.

652
00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:10,149
I know I'm annoying
and pretentious

653
00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:13,219
and there's the whole "I managed
money for terrorists" thing,

654
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:15,287
but don't let me die, okay?

655
00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:17,223
Not yet. I can do better.

656
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:18,891
I can be better.

657
00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:20,292
Grow the hell up.

658
00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:21,527
Maybe have kids.

659
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,997
Oh, God, I got to call my mom.

660
00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:27,333
I got to call my mom.
I can't die without...

661
00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:31,203
I haven't talked to my mom in
years, you know?

662
00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:32,805
Hey.

663
00:29:32,839 --> 00:29:34,073
It's gonna be okay.

664
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,975
I promise.

665
00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:37,343
See you on the other side.

666
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:47,386
Those D-77 guys...

667
00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:49,889
sometimes they'd ask me
to set up a shell corp

668
00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:51,057
in a specific city,

669
00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:52,925
which is weird,
because who cares

670
00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:54,469
where a dummy corporation is
based, right?

671
00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:56,395
Anyway,

672
00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:57,439
I don't know if
this helps or not,

673
00:29:57,463 --> 00:30:00,399
but last week they had
me set one up in Miami,

674
00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:03,402
Sunset Atlantic Holdings, LLC.

675
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:06,372
MacGYVER: Miami Beach.

676
00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:10,009
Now we know what
D-77's next target is.

677
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,422
Oh, my God! He's not breathing!

678
00:30:23,455 --> 00:30:25,457
Somebody call a doctor!

679
00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:39,872
Looks like your little
trick worked well enough

680
00:30:39,906 --> 00:30:41,573
to fool the EMTs.

681
00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:44,410
Here's to hoping it didn't work
so well we can't bring him back.

682
00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:54,320
Ah.

683
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:57,256
Exactly what I need to
bring back the dead.

684
00:30:57,289 --> 00:30:58,557
The doctor give you these?

685
00:30:58,590 --> 00:31:01,093
Oh, hell no.
When I explained your plan,

686
00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:04,396
he said some very rude things
that roughly translated to:

687
00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:06,165
"Screw you guys,
I'm going home."

688
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:09,501
Had to hack the security system
at a pharmacy to get those.

689
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:11,137
We sure about bringing him back?

690
00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:12,638
I kind of like him this way.

691
00:31:15,174 --> 00:31:17,152
MacGYVER: Hey, boss.
Well, it cost me a case of bourbon

692
00:31:17,176 --> 00:31:18,610
and a pile of hazard pay,

693
00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:20,612
but your exfil team
is still standing by.

694
00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:22,348
And Ralph is still
the key to stopping

695
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,183
their next attack.
How's he doing?

696
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,185
Ralph? Uh, yeah, he's fine.

697
00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,487
I mean, he's dead,
but he'll get better.

698
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,455
He's what?

699
00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:32,124
I dosed him up with a
bunch of beta blockers

700
00:31:32,158 --> 00:31:34,460
to fake his death and
get D-77 off our tail.

701
00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:36,328
As soon as the local
EMTs put him in the back

702
00:31:36,362 --> 00:31:37,463
of the coroner's van...

703
00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:39,165
Which is my coroner's van now.

704
00:31:39,198 --> 00:31:41,567
I'll give him a heaping
helping of insulin and glucose,

705
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,569
and, uh,
it'll counteract the drug.

706
00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:45,280
Ralphie gets to the car,
we head to the exfil.

707
00:31:45,304 --> 00:31:46,572
And we should have him

708
00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:47,606
any second.

709
00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:49,575
RILEY: Whoa, guys,

710
00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:51,043
flag on the play.

711
00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:52,611
Looks like D-77's got the cops

712
00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,113
and the M.E. on their payroll.

713
00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:55,414
Uh-oh.

714
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:57,383
"Uh Wh."

715
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,018
JACK: No, no, he said...
he said,

716
00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:00,495
"Go, go," like,
"We got to go, Patti."

717
00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:01,687
Okay, good talk, bye.

718
00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:04,732
RILEY: Why are they
taking the body?

719
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:06,225
MacGYVER: Proof that he's dead.

720
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,060
RILEY: And when they find out

721
00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:09,628
he's not,
they're gonna kill him.

722
00:32:24,076 --> 00:32:25,277
♪

723
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:29,982
RILEY: Mac,

724
00:32:30,016 --> 00:32:32,127
uh, we got about ten minutes
left to give him that shot.

725
00:32:32,151 --> 00:32:34,296
All the shots in the world won't
help if he's missing his head.

726
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,654
We need to move fast.

727
00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:37,723
Whoa, guys. We need a plan.

728
00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:39,658
It's two dudes.

729
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,160
Plan is simple:

730
00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:43,295
We go in there and we kick their...
RILEY: Jack.

731
00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:47,399
Looks like your two dudes
just became an army.

732
00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:49,601
JACK: Okay. So not so simple.

733
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,573
RILEY: Is that a hacksaw?

734
00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:57,276
If you can handle two,
that'll leave about six.

735
00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:58,477
I can probably take them out.

736
00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:01,147
RILEY: Okay, one, no, you can't.

737
00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,724
Two, "I can probably take them
out" doesn't count as a plan.

738
00:33:02,748 --> 00:33:04,483
Well, sure it is.

739
00:33:04,516 --> 00:33:07,219
First, I'll take two,
then I'll take the other four.

740
00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:09,355
Or I can take them all out.

741
00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:11,157
RILEY: I like that idea.

742
00:33:13,759 --> 00:33:16,495
MacGYVER: Jack,
I could use some help.

743
00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:19,065
JACK: Sorting garbage?
I'll pass.

744
00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:20,775
MacGYVER: Yeah,
that's what I love about old Jack.

745
00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:23,369
He sees the world through
a different pair of lenses.

746
00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:24,703
Although he's not wrong.

747
00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,772
Most people would agree
that I'm knee deep

748
00:33:26,805 --> 00:33:30,609
in a pretty rank trash
container, but not me.

749
00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:32,711
In my mind,
this is a treasure chest filled with

750
00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:35,147
unlimited possibilities.

751
00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:38,584
("Call Me the Breeze" by
Lynyrd Skynyrd playing)

752
00:33:38,617 --> 00:33:42,488
♪ Well,
now they call me the breeze ♪

753
00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:45,791
♪ I keep blowing down the road

754
00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:52,798
♪ I ain't got me nobody

755
00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:55,167
♪ I won't carry me no load

756
00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:03,309
♪ Ain't no change
in the weather... ♪

757
00:34:03,342 --> 00:34:06,745
You seriously want me
to put this on my face?

758
00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:09,681
Only if you like breathing.

759
00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:11,583
We may think we're
playing it safe,

760
00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:13,852
but we all spend
most of our lives

761
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,687
surrounded by some
pretty deadly stuff.

762
00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:17,856
The refrigerant in
your air conditioner

763
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,858
can kill you in
under five minutes.

764
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:22,328
But it'll knock you
out in less than two.

765
00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:38,210
I know! That felt good,
didn't it, buddy?!

766
00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:42,781
But I think my left
is getting jealous!

767
00:34:58,797 --> 00:34:59,865
Time's up, Mac.

768
00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:01,767
If you haven't given
him that shot yet,

769
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,169
it might be too late.

770
00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:05,204
Only one way to find out.

771
00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:10,209
Why are you still standing?!

772
00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:18,784
Come on, big boy!

773
00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:24,890
Jack!

774
00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:27,893
Never mind.

775
00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:48,879
Did it work?

776
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,550
Is he...?

777
00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:53,919
JACK: Ralphie. Hey.

778
00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:56,255
Hey, come on, man.

779
00:35:58,257 --> 00:36:01,627
You're too big a pain in the
ass to give up that easy.

780
00:36:05,564 --> 00:36:06,632
Ralph!

781
00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:09,268
Who took my sleep mask?

782
00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:11,370
Oh, God.

783
00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:14,473
Wh-Why am I laying
on a dirty floor.

784
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:15,841
These pants are designer, yo.

785
00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:16,975
And I'm covered in schmutz.

786
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,211
You know, it's weird.

787
00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:20,546
I'm glad he's alive, but...

788
00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:22,914
I still want to kill him.

789
00:36:22,948 --> 00:36:26,352
Yeah, I love you, too, Jethro.

790
00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:29,688
Congratulations.

791
00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:31,890
Our intel on that
Miami shell corp

792
00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:34,893
led to the arrest of
six D-77 mercenaries

793
00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:36,728
before they could
carry out their attack.

794
00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:38,264
And a full
interrogation of Ralph

795
00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:41,233
should help take down D-77's
whole organization, right?

796
00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:43,235
Actually,
it's not an interrogation anymore.

797
00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:44,803
It's testimony.

798
00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:46,938
Ralph's cooperating completely.

799
00:36:46,972 --> 00:36:49,251
And I'm working on having him
placed in Witness Protection.

800
00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:51,943
I'm thinking Vegas, baby!

801
00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:53,479
Ooh, ooh. Or Miami, you know,

802
00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:55,247
'cause I saved
that town and all.

803
00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:57,683
Those bikini models are gonna
want to thank me personally.

804
00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:58,917
THORNTON: As we've discussed,

805
00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:00,852
you'll be getting
a new identity.

806
00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:03,255
And you won't be able to tell
anybody who you really are

807
00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:04,055
or what you've done.

808
00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:05,891
All right, Jane Bond. I feel ya.

809
00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:08,002
Fresh start. I could probably
use one of those, right?

810
00:37:08,026 --> 00:37:09,861
Or a whole new personality.

811
00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:11,930
You joke, little hottie,

812
00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:14,266
but after bravely staring
death in the face,

813
00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:15,443
I've decided to change the game.

814
00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:17,503
I want to use my powers for
good, ya heard?

815
00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:20,372
Gonna invest my millions in
making the world a better place

816
00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:23,275
for the little children...
the future Ralphs.

817
00:37:23,309 --> 00:37:26,044
Well, you know, I hate to break it to
you, but you're broke.

818
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:26,978
Your millions are
now in evidence,

819
00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:29,381
and you're not gonna
be seeing any of it.

820
00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:30,415
So...

821
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,952
That seems cruel and unusual.

822
00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:35,587
MacGYVER: Nah, it's not so bad.

823
00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:39,024
Starting with nothing,
making it up as you go along...

824
00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:40,959
I do it all the time.

825
00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,961
Coolio. I'm down.

826
00:37:42,994 --> 00:37:44,596
Might even be good
for my health.

827
00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:45,931
: Come on. Give me some love.

828
00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:47,666
Come on.

829
00:37:49,535 --> 00:37:51,337
Come on.

830
00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:52,538
Mm-mm. Ah?

831
00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:53,972
Don't. Mm-hmm.

832
00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:55,441
Don't.

833
00:37:56,342 --> 00:37:59,044
Thank you, thank you.

834
00:37:59,077 --> 00:38:00,412
Bring it back.

835
00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:04,416
Wha... this?

836
00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:06,685
: Oh.

837
00:38:06,718 --> 00:38:07,953
Don't hate.

838
00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,196
Everybody needs a
little seed money, yo.

839
00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:11,623
I'll still give you 20 bucks,
you let me hit you in the face.

840
00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:13,725
Are you kidding me?
Keep your money.

841
00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,861
This face is priceless.

842
00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:17,396
Let's go, big guy.

843
00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:18,864
Get me out of here.

844
00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:20,866
How about 40?
RALPH: You don't have $40.

845
00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:21,933
I got an extra $20.

846
00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:23,335
I'll throw in on that.

847
00:38:44,523 --> 00:38:47,092
That was it, man.
That was the take.

848
00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:48,470
I don't want to get
ahead of myself,

849
00:38:48,494 --> 00:38:50,662
but... I see an Oscar.

850
00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:55,901
Do we want to know?

851
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:58,136
Probably not.

852
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,539
BOZER: Yo, Riley!

853
00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:02,612
Want to be the first to
peep my badass movie monster

854
00:39:02,641 --> 00:39:04,042
and epic CGI skills?

855
00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:06,044
It's just CG, computer graphics.

856
00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,079
What could the "I"
possibly stand for?

857
00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:10,148
Incredible. Check it out.

858
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,350
Watch this, watch this.

859
00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:19,591
Okay, wait.
That's not even remotely

860
00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:21,065
how this program is
supposed to work.

861
00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:23,429
Oh, I like it when a
woman takes charge.

862
00:39:23,462 --> 00:39:24,763
Yes, I do.

863
00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:33,972
I was visiting my dad today,

864
00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:35,149
and he told me to
give you something.

865
00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:36,675
Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm.

866
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,449
Call your father, dude.

867
00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:47,486
Nobody lives forever.

868
00:39:49,555 --> 00:39:51,490
That's never gonna work.

869
00:39:55,627 --> 00:39:57,629
What do you mean?

870
00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:09,541
I'm writing him a letter.

871
00:40:09,575 --> 00:40:10,909
A letter?

872
00:40:10,942 --> 00:40:12,444
That you put in the mail?

873
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:16,648
Come on, man. It's 2016.

874
00:40:16,682 --> 00:40:19,417
Not to my dad it isn't.

875
00:40:20,486 --> 00:40:22,454
Hmm.

876
00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:28,594
You just gonna watch?

877
00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:34,866
Not anymore.

878
00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:36,568
MacGYVER: They say
life is what happens

879
00:40:36,602 --> 00:40:38,036
while you're making other plans.

880
00:40:38,069 --> 00:40:41,072
And that describes most
of my days pretty well.

881
00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:42,574
But every once in a while,

882
00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:45,577
you have to give
life a little nudge

883
00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:48,580
to make sure you get to do
the things that really matter,

884
00:40:48,614 --> 00:40:51,550
before it's too late.

885
00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:54,019
I don't know if one letter
will change anything,

886
00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:57,589
but I guess...
that's life, isn't it?

887
00:40:57,623 --> 00:41:00,592
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